From: Dick.Cheney@formerVP.gov
To:Donald.Rumsfeld@secretaryofDefense.gov
Rums,
I can see you are starting to twitter, did you check with Bush before twitting? And how come you didn’t notify me before starting to use email, you know how I hate getting information about us in the papers for all I care the paper ought to be considered WMDs.
Dick.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Elin.Woods@ex-golfclubs.com
SUBJECT: Money
Elin,
Just saw the news flash, you are settling for a cool $100M? Thats not bad you should be well off. But in return what are you giving up? That is what you should be asking, if you had made a book deal plus do the rounds on the talk show you would have got much more. I still can’t believe that he did that to you; what a scumbag!!!! P.s. if you need anything am here for you.
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Re: Performance
What!!!!? You just shelled out $100M for her silence? Which lawyer are you using? The same one you used for DUI case? What you should have done is let her talk, from what you have told me your stuff is already out (unless what you told me is not totally true) hence no more damage. But I must say the $100M was a good call since she can’t talk if she does you can sue her!!! Hey lets chat later, my mrs is outta of town, wonna jet to Las Vegas this coming weekend? I have a business proposition.
Yours truly,
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/4/10
TO: Tio.Kurt@medical.com
SUBJECT: 4th July
Hey dude!
How was your 4th of July? Mine was great!!! Tiger might settle with his wife…am not sure whether to call her his ex or not, any how it is kinda complicated. We should be off to Las Vegas this coming weekend. Wonna come?
Later dude
Gmoney.
TO: Elin.Woods@ex-golfclubs.com
SUBJECT: Money
Elin,
Just saw the news flash, you are settling for a cool $100M? Thats not bad you should be well off. But in return what are you giving up? That is what you should be asking, if you had made a book deal plus do the rounds on the talk show you would have got much more. I still can’t believe that he did that to you; what a scumbag!!!! P.s. if you need anything am here for you.
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Re: Performance
What!!!!? You just shelled out $100M for her silence? Which lawyer are you using? The same one you used for DUI case? What you should have done is let her talk, from what you have told me your stuff is already out (unless what you told me is not totally true) hence no more damage. But I must say the $100M was a good call since she can’t talk if she does you can sue her!!! Hey lets chat later, my mrs is outta of town, wonna jet to Las Vegas this coming weekend? I have a business proposition.
Yours truly,
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/4/10
TO: Tio.Kurt@medical.com
SUBJECT: 4th July
Hey dude!
How was your 4th of July? Mine was great!!! Tiger might settle with his wife…am not sure whether to call her his ex or not, any how it is kinda complicated. We should be off to Las Vegas this coming weekend. Wonna come?
Later dude
Gmoney.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Summer camp
We just got back from the lake house!!! Honey I know that is what the boys want but surely you can’t always give them what they want! Am not kidding you but their diet would consist of sodas for breakfast, ice-cream and ice-cream for lunch and dinner. If they want to go back to the lake house please take them, but let them know I have to work therefore I won’t be able to make it this soon.
Gg
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Performance
Hey Buddy,
I know …I know the Mrs still hasn’t forgiven you but that is no reason to ignore my email. Anyhow, all am saying is, watch your performance….no I didn’t mean in bed!!! I meant on the course you just shot a one-over 71, marking the first time in 11 years that you didn't break par over four rounds in a regular PGA Tour event. If you ask me that is not a good thing, please don’t listen to your critics, just FYI there is a rumor that you should change your name from Woods to Fairway that way you will stop been a branch manager!!
Yours truly, on your side
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Summer camp
Hey I know am an aspiring writer and I can write from anywhere but I need quite time to write my thoughts out, I can’t do that with the kids wanting to swim all day and play board games at night and besides the signal at the lake house is so poor sometimes I feel the world is passing me by when am at the lake house without been tired….and NO!!! the world cup has nothing to do with me not wanting to go there this coming weekend. Even if the final wasn’t this coming I would still not have gone.
G
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Summer camp
We just got back from the lake house!!! Honey I know that is what the boys want but surely you can’t always give them what they want! Am not kidding you but their diet would consist of sodas for breakfast, ice-cream and ice-cream for lunch and dinner. If they want to go back to the lake house please take them, but let them know I have to work therefore I won’t be able to make it this soon.
Gg
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Performance
Hey Buddy,
I know …I know the Mrs still hasn’t forgiven you but that is no reason to ignore my email. Anyhow, all am saying is, watch your performance….no I didn’t mean in bed!!! I meant on the course you just shot a one-over 71, marking the first time in 11 years that you didn't break par over four rounds in a regular PGA Tour event. If you ask me that is not a good thing, please don’t listen to your critics, just FYI there is a rumor that you should change your name from Woods to Fairway that way you will stop been a branch manager!!
Yours truly, on your side
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Summer camp
Hey I know am an aspiring writer and I can write from anywhere but I need quite time to write my thoughts out, I can’t do that with the kids wanting to swim all day and play board games at night and besides the signal at the lake house is so poor sometimes I feel the world is passing me by when am at the lake house without been tired….and NO!!! the world cup has nothing to do with me not wanting to go there this coming weekend. Even if the final wasn’t this coming I would still not have gone.
G
Thursday, July 01, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Kids
Honey,
I didn’t like the tone of your voice this morning; I know the kids were late to school on Monday, if you hadn’t taken them to watch Karate Kid at 8pm perhaps they would have gone to bed early. I don’t understand how your lack of planning constitutes to an emergency on my part. Just send them with a note,it won’t happen again.
Luv
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Sepp.Blatter@FifaPresident.com
SUBJECT: Goal-Line Technology
Dear Sir,
It a good thing that you have finally had time to review disallowed England goal (not that I support them) on YouTube. I hear you also apologized to England about it good good. What I don’t understand is how I can watch live soccer matches on my phone and yet you can’t implement goal-line technology. You must be living in denial this is akin to wondering why Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion.
Yours truly,
Gee
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Kids
Honey,
I didn’t like the tone of your voice this morning; I know the kids were late to school on Monday, if you hadn’t taken them to watch Karate Kid at 8pm perhaps they would have gone to bed early. I don’t understand how your lack of planning constitutes to an emergency on my part. Just send them with a note,it won’t happen again.
Luv
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Sepp.Blatter@FifaPresident.com
SUBJECT: Goal-Line Technology
Dear Sir,
It a good thing that you have finally had time to review disallowed England goal (not that I support them) on YouTube. I hear you also apologized to England about it good good. What I don’t understand is how I can watch live soccer matches on my phone and yet you can’t implement goal-line technology. You must be living in denial this is akin to wondering why Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion.
Yours truly,
Gee
Monday, June 28, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/15/10
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Exit Row Sits
J,
I don’t know the last time you took a commercial flight, but here is something that is going on that I would like you to look into. The airlines are selling Emergency Exit Row at a premium and advertising it as extra leg room. I don’t think this should be the case, while I was flying last month the people on those rows could not perform the duties were an emergency to occur. The people with money would buy the sits for their grandfather who can’t perform when needed. P.S. I don’t have anything against the grandfathers and people who buy this leg room. Please get back to me soonest.
Thx
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Last Night
Honey,
I know am not the easiest person to deal with, but saying that you felt like you were baby sitting an infant simply because my socks where under the dining table was totally uncalled for. Now I have to build some self-esteem backup just to go for a meeting.
Xoxo
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: POTUS@WH.gov
SUBJECT: General McCrystal
Dear Mr President,
Am not sure why you fired the general, I know you want to affirm the civilian rule over the military which is great; I just hope you fired him for talking to Rolling Stone (which by the way I have suspend my subscription which I had subscribed when you were on it’s cover), otherwise not for what he said about your admin. Since time in memorial the military has had a fouled mouth it is the nature of their trade, take a look at General Patton fouled mouth and even slapped a soldier, but he got the job done. I guess what he was try to say is SNAFU.
Concern citizen
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/18/10
TO: Nicolas. Sarkozy@Elysee.fr
SUBJECT: World Cup 2010
Dear Mr President,
I know the French team didn’t perform well and they had a lot of internal problems. When you meet with Thierry Henry please find out why he didn’t play the 1st two games which would have made a difference. I hope that your internal problem with L’Oreal heiress don’t mimic the football time, don’t damp your financial minister.
Sincerely
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re: Last Night
I know you want a baby, trust me that’s what I want too, soon you might have two infants to baby sit…or is it infant sit? Why don’t you give me credit for always leaving the sit down?
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/21/10
TO: POTUS@WH.gov
SUBJECT: Re: General McCrystal
Dear Mr. President,
I totally understand where you are coming from, yeah I like General Petraeus would you please make sure he is well hydrated?...thank you!
Citizen
P.s. notice I have stopped being a concern Citizen.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/22/10
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Re:Exit Row Sits
J,
What do you mean you haven’t heard of this practice? One thing I can assure you is that this is a tragedy in the making while making money. Some of those people can’t even lift 30lbs let alone 40lbs. I would rather someone who doesn’t speak English but can life 40 plus lbs than one who can’t lift 30lbs
Concern flyer
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/24/10
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Re:Re:Exit Row Sits
Why you ask? No you are not serious! You asked that? At least he can follow the drawings on the emergency exit door.
Very Concern flyer
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/26/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Re: Last Night
No!! today doesn’t count!!!!…I just left it up because of what you said. I might be late for diner.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Re:Re: Last Night
No, it’s not because of this argument, which I would prefer you call a discussion, its work related. Why is it that when I give you a heads up of my lateness to diner you assume am having a drink with the boys….if anything you should be happy it’s not gals from the office…I don’t like them I have told you that, you are the best!!!!
Love
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Tio.Kurt@medical.com
SUBJECT: Tonight
Hey Dude wonna have a drink tonight?
Gmoney.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
Cc: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
SUBJECT: The G-20 Toronto Summit
Dear Mr. Prime Minister
You are defending spending C$9310 million on security at the G-20 Summit, but as you may have heard and seen on TV, there was wide unrest in the city of Toronto. What it seems to me is that the security was for the delegates and not the citizens of Toronto. My ex-grandmother-in-law’s shop sustained heavy damage from demonstrators. I understand that the demonstrators didn’t breach the green zone around the financial district. Why was the security around my ex-grandma-in-law shop breached?
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
Cc: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
SUBJECT: Fwd: Re The G-20 Toronto Summit
Mr. Mayor,
Thank you very much for your prompt response. No, am not sure she has insurance and even if she did am not sure how long the insurance company will take to pay if at all. No, I can’t ask her now since my ex is staying with her, she just flew after the story broke; and besides she doesn’t know grandma and I keep in touch. She is just one really nice sweet lady. You should meet her sometime.
P.s. Don’t wait until its election time to come meet her…she is very shape and you can’t pull a fast one on her.
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
Cc: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
SUBJECT: Re:The G-20 Toronto Summit
Mr. PM,
Am not sure what you are implying, if I understand your email correctly you were asking for suggestion on what could have been done. 1st you could have a QM2 type of a ship build at a price tag of C$830m and float it off the coast of Nova Scotia using and the military for security (if the protestors came to sea you could declared them as pirates and fired on them) thus saving C$200m, and at the end of the summit sell the liner to cruise ship company who would be willing to buy it at a premium since it was the site of G-20 Summit, thus saving my ex-grandmother-in-law some money on taxes. But if you wanted to go another route you would have rented the original QM2 at have that price…just between you and I double check the resume of your financial advisor. By the way Holland and Brazil won yesterday’s soccer matches.
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: General.McChyrstal@army.mil
SUBJECT: Firing
General,
I didn’t approve of the president’s decision to fire you, even Gen Patton was not fired in the middle of WWII and he was worse than you…I mean talking about his superiors…and leaders of allied forces, he even slapped a soldier. But like the good soldier you are… adapt to the situation, but don’t forget the lesson. When the president was looking for an ass to kick….yeah yeah…I know he was looking at BP, thus you left your flank side open and unfortunately (for you) and fortunately (for him) that is where your ass was and it got kicked. I can only assume you were in Afghanistan for too long to forget the all American saying CYA.
P.s. what is your next endeavor?...security analyst of the G-20 Summit on cable?
Military student, East Point
Gitau
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Exit Row Sits
J,
I don’t know the last time you took a commercial flight, but here is something that is going on that I would like you to look into. The airlines are selling Emergency Exit Row at a premium and advertising it as extra leg room. I don’t think this should be the case, while I was flying last month the people on those rows could not perform the duties were an emergency to occur. The people with money would buy the sits for their grandfather who can’t perform when needed. P.S. I don’t have anything against the grandfathers and people who buy this leg room. Please get back to me soonest.
Thx
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Last Night
Honey,
I know am not the easiest person to deal with, but saying that you felt like you were baby sitting an infant simply because my socks where under the dining table was totally uncalled for. Now I have to build some self-esteem backup just to go for a meeting.
Xoxo
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: POTUS@WH.gov
SUBJECT: General McCrystal
Dear Mr President,
Am not sure why you fired the general, I know you want to affirm the civilian rule over the military which is great; I just hope you fired him for talking to Rolling Stone (which by the way I have suspend my subscription which I had subscribed when you were on it’s cover), otherwise not for what he said about your admin. Since time in memorial the military has had a fouled mouth it is the nature of their trade, take a look at General Patton fouled mouth and even slapped a soldier, but he got the job done. I guess what he was try to say is SNAFU.
Concern citizen
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/18/10
TO: Nicolas. Sarkozy@Elysee.fr
SUBJECT: World Cup 2010
Dear Mr President,
I know the French team didn’t perform well and they had a lot of internal problems. When you meet with Thierry Henry please find out why he didn’t play the 1st two games which would have made a difference. I hope that your internal problem with L’Oreal heiress don’t mimic the football time, don’t damp your financial minister.
Sincerely
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/16/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re: Last Night
I know you want a baby, trust me that’s what I want too, soon you might have two infants to baby sit…or is it infant sit? Why don’t you give me credit for always leaving the sit down?
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/21/10
TO: POTUS@WH.gov
SUBJECT: Re: General McCrystal
Dear Mr. President,
I totally understand where you are coming from, yeah I like General Petraeus would you please make sure he is well hydrated?...thank you!
Citizen
P.s. notice I have stopped being a concern Citizen.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/22/10
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Re:Exit Row Sits
J,
What do you mean you haven’t heard of this practice? One thing I can assure you is that this is a tragedy in the making while making money. Some of those people can’t even lift 30lbs let alone 40lbs. I would rather someone who doesn’t speak English but can life 40 plus lbs than one who can’t lift 30lbs
Concern flyer
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/24/10
TO: J.R.Babbit@FAA.gov
SUBJECT: Re:Re:Exit Row Sits
Why you ask? No you are not serious! You asked that? At least he can follow the drawings on the emergency exit door.
Very Concern flyer
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/26/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Re: Last Night
No!! today doesn’t count!!!!…I just left it up because of what you said. I might be late for diner.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Re:Re: Last Night
No, it’s not because of this argument, which I would prefer you call a discussion, its work related. Why is it that when I give you a heads up of my lateness to diner you assume am having a drink with the boys….if anything you should be happy it’s not gals from the office…I don’t like them I have told you that, you are the best!!!!
Love
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Tio.Kurt@medical.com
SUBJECT: Tonight
Hey Dude wonna have a drink tonight?
Gmoney.
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
Cc: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
SUBJECT: The G-20 Toronto Summit
Dear Mr. Prime Minister
You are defending spending C$9310 million on security at the G-20 Summit, but as you may have heard and seen on TV, there was wide unrest in the city of Toronto. What it seems to me is that the security was for the delegates and not the citizens of Toronto. My ex-grandmother-in-law’s shop sustained heavy damage from demonstrators. I understand that the demonstrators didn’t breach the green zone around the financial district. Why was the security around my ex-grandma-in-law shop breached?
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
Cc: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
SUBJECT: Fwd: Re The G-20 Toronto Summit
Mr. Mayor,
Thank you very much for your prompt response. No, am not sure she has insurance and even if she did am not sure how long the insurance company will take to pay if at all. No, I can’t ask her now since my ex is staying with her, she just flew after the story broke; and besides she doesn’t know grandma and I keep in touch. She is just one really nice sweet lady. You should meet her sometime.
P.s. Don’t wait until its election time to come meet her…she is very shape and you can’t pull a fast one on her.
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: Stephen.Harper@LangevinBlock.ca
Cc: David.Miller@TorontoMayor.ca
SUBJECT: Re:The G-20 Toronto Summit
Mr. PM,
Am not sure what you are implying, if I understand your email correctly you were asking for suggestion on what could have been done. 1st you could have a QM2 type of a ship build at a price tag of C$830m and float it off the coast of Nova Scotia using and the military for security (if the protestors came to sea you could declared them as pirates and fired on them) thus saving C$200m, and at the end of the summit sell the liner to cruise ship company who would be willing to buy it at a premium since it was the site of G-20 Summit, thus saving my ex-grandmother-in-law some money on taxes. But if you wanted to go another route you would have rented the original QM2 at have that price…just between you and I double check the resume of your financial advisor. By the way Holland and Brazil won yesterday’s soccer matches.
Very Concern ex-grandson-out-law
Gitau
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/28/10
TO: General.McChyrstal@army.mil
SUBJECT: Firing
General,
I didn’t approve of the president’s decision to fire you, even Gen Patton was not fired in the middle of WWII and he was worse than you…I mean talking about his superiors…and leaders of allied forces, he even slapped a soldier. But like the good soldier you are… adapt to the situation, but don’t forget the lesson. When the president was looking for an ass to kick….yeah yeah…I know he was looking at BP, thus you left your flank side open and unfortunately (for you) and fortunately (for him) that is where your ass was and it got kicked. I can only assume you were in Afghanistan for too long to forget the all American saying CYA.
P.s. what is your next endeavor?...security analyst of the G-20 Summit on cable?
Military student, East Point
Gitau
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