FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Elin.Woods@ex-golfclubs.com
SUBJECT: Money
Elin,
Just saw the news flash, you are settling for a cool $100M? Thats not bad you should be well off. But in return what are you giving up? That is what you should be asking, if you had made a book deal plus do the rounds on the talk show you would have got much more. I still can’t believe that he did that to you; what a scumbag!!!! P.s. if you need anything am here for you.
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Re: Performance
What!!!!? You just shelled out $100M for her silence? Which lawyer are you using? The same one you used for DUI case? What you should have done is let her talk, from what you have told me your stuff is already out (unless what you told me is not totally true) hence no more damage. But I must say the $100M was a good call since she can’t talk if she does you can sue her!!! Hey lets chat later, my mrs is outta of town, wonna jet to Las Vegas this coming weekend? I have a business proposition.
Yours truly,
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/4/10
TO: Tio.Kurt@medical.com
SUBJECT: 4th July
Hey dude!
How was your 4th of July? Mine was great!!! Tiger might settle with his wife…am not sure whether to call her his ex or not, any how it is kinda complicated. We should be off to Las Vegas this coming weekend. Wonna come?
Later dude
Gmoney.
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Summer camp
We just got back from the lake house!!! Honey I know that is what the boys want but surely you can’t always give them what they want! Am not kidding you but their diet would consist of sodas for breakfast, ice-cream and ice-cream for lunch and dinner. If they want to go back to the lake house please take them, but let them know I have to work therefore I won’t be able to make it this soon.
Gg
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Performance
Hey Buddy,
I know …I know the Mrs still hasn’t forgiven you but that is no reason to ignore my email. Anyhow, all am saying is, watch your performance….no I didn’t mean in bed!!! I meant on the course you just shot a one-over 71, marking the first time in 11 years that you didn't break par over four rounds in a regular PGA Tour event. If you ask me that is not a good thing, please don’t listen to your critics, just FYI there is a rumor that you should change your name from Woods to Fairway that way you will stop been a branch manager!!
Yours truly, on your side
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Summer camp
Hey I know am an aspiring writer and I can write from anywhere but I need quite time to write my thoughts out, I can’t do that with the kids wanting to swim all day and play board games at night and besides the signal at the lake house is so poor sometimes I feel the world is passing me by when am at the lake house without been tired….and NO!!! the world cup has nothing to do with me not wanting to go there this coming weekend. Even if the final wasn’t this coming I would still not have gone.
G
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Summer camp
We just got back from the lake house!!! Honey I know that is what the boys want but surely you can’t always give them what they want! Am not kidding you but their diet would consist of sodas for breakfast, ice-cream and ice-cream for lunch and dinner. If they want to go back to the lake house please take them, but let them know I have to work therefore I won’t be able to make it this soon.
Gg
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/03/10
TO: Tiger.Woods@golf.com
SUBJECT: Performance
Hey Buddy,
I know …I know the Mrs still hasn’t forgiven you but that is no reason to ignore my email. Anyhow, all am saying is, watch your performance….no I didn’t mean in bed!!! I meant on the course you just shot a one-over 71, marking the first time in 11 years that you didn't break par over four rounds in a regular PGA Tour event. If you ask me that is not a good thing, please don’t listen to your critics, just FYI there is a rumor that you should change your name from Woods to Fairway that way you will stop been a branch manager!!
Yours truly, on your side
Gman
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 07/04/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re:Summer camp
Hey I know am an aspiring writer and I can write from anywhere but I need quite time to write my thoughts out, I can’t do that with the kids wanting to swim all day and play board games at night and besides the signal at the lake house is so poor sometimes I feel the world is passing me by when am at the lake house without been tired….and NO!!! the world cup has nothing to do with me not wanting to go there this coming weekend. Even if the final wasn’t this coming I would still not have gone.
G
Thursday, July 01, 2010
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Kids
Honey,
I didn’t like the tone of your voice this morning; I know the kids were late to school on Monday, if you hadn’t taken them to watch Karate Kid at 8pm perhaps they would have gone to bed early. I don’t understand how your lack of planning constitutes to an emergency on my part. Just send them with a note,it won’t happen again.
Luv
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Sepp.Blatter@FifaPresident.com
SUBJECT: Goal-Line Technology
Dear Sir,
It a good thing that you have finally had time to review disallowed England goal (not that I support them) on YouTube. I hear you also apologized to England about it good good. What I don’t understand is how I can watch live soccer matches on my phone and yet you can’t implement goal-line technology. You must be living in denial this is akin to wondering why Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion.
Yours truly,
Gee
TO: Maggie.Gitau@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Kids
Honey,
I didn’t like the tone of your voice this morning; I know the kids were late to school on Monday, if you hadn’t taken them to watch Karate Kid at 8pm perhaps they would have gone to bed early. I don’t understand how your lack of planning constitutes to an emergency on my part. Just send them with a note,it won’t happen again.
Luv
G
FROM: Gitau@pphilosophy.blogspot.com 06/30/10
TO: Sepp.Blatter@FifaPresident.com
SUBJECT: Goal-Line Technology
Dear Sir,
It a good thing that you have finally had time to review disallowed England goal (not that I support them) on YouTube. I hear you also apologized to England about it good good. What I don’t understand is how I can watch live soccer matches on my phone and yet you can’t implement goal-line technology. You must be living in denial this is akin to wondering why Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion.
Yours truly,
Gee
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