02/18/19
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: Scott.Walker@Wisconsin.governor.gov
Subject: blocking the Internet
Scott,
Sorry it took longer than I expected things are thick here; go to control panel, tools, TCPIP there should be a button to turn it off. I need some help once you are done turning it off, can you send some national guards to Libya? Am gonna fucking kill everyone.
Thx
Gaddafi
02/22/19
From: Scott.Walker@Wisconsin.governor.gov
To: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
Subject: blocking the Internet
Thx for your help I was able to block the democrats… you are the man! About the nation guard thing I don’t think I pull that one off… how far is Libya from Iraq or Afghanistan? Or could you change your country name to one of the two?
Thx buddy
Scott
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
02/22/11
From: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
To: NewJerseyans@gardenstate.all
Subject: Balance the budget
My fellow New Jerseyans we need you to pay more for your benefits and at the same time we are going to demand many concessions from everyone and we are going to cut spending and raise taxes if need be.
Thank you,
Gov. Chris
02/22/11
From: NewJerseyans@gardenstate.all
To: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
Subject: Balance the budget
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
02/22/11
From: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
To: Dannel.Malloy@CTgovernor.gov
Subject: FW: Balance the budget
Dan thank your for the dinner over the weekend at least we are doing what we said we would do. Am forwarding an email from my state as a heads up. You see what is happening in the Middle East? This Facebook is fucking crazy!
Thx
Chris
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
02/22/11
From: Dannel.Malloy@CTgovernor.gov
To: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
Subject: FW: Balance the budget
Chris, Thx for the heads up, you wonna pull a Gaddafi? Besides the last time he was in the US your state hosted him ☺.
Thx
Dan
Dan thank your for the dinner over the weekend at least we are doing what we said we would do. Am forwarding an email from my state as a heads up. You see what is happening in the Middle East? This Facebook is fucking crazy!
Thx
Chris
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
From: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
To: NewJerseyans@gardenstate.all
Subject: Balance the budget
My fellow New Jerseyans we need you to pay more for your benefits and at the same time we are going to demand many concessions from everyone and we are going to cut spending and raise taxes if need be.
Thank you,
Gov. Chris
02/22/11
From: NewJerseyans@gardenstate.all
To: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
Subject: Balance the budget
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
02/22/11
From: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
To: Dannel.Malloy@CTgovernor.gov
Subject: FW: Balance the budget
Dan thank your for the dinner over the weekend at least we are doing what we said we would do. Am forwarding an email from my state as a heads up. You see what is happening in the Middle East? This Facebook is fucking crazy!
Thx
Chris
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
02/22/11
From: Dannel.Malloy@CTgovernor.gov
To: Chris.Christie@NJgovernor.gov
Subject: FW: Balance the budget
Chris, Thx for the heads up, you wonna pull a Gaddafi? Besides the last time he was in the US your state hosted him ☺.
Thx
Dan
Dan thank your for the dinner over the weekend at least we are doing what we said we would do. Am forwarding an email from my state as a heads up. You see what is happening in the Middle East? This Facebook is fucking crazy!
Thx
Chris
Why are bankers still been paid the same and are crying for more bonuses? We think police and firefighter should be cut most where the banker live.
Thank you,
NJ
02/22/11
From: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
To: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
Subject: Stupid TP
Hey Sarah,
I had an epiphany, I think we are leading the most stupid people on earth, we send them to Wisconsin to protest and they go. Have you ever wondered why all other jobs are pushing wages down wages while the bankers that gambled with our foot puppets’ money and lost and they had to bail them out are having their wages going up and want more and there is no protest there? You can even make this stuff up.
P.s I think Teabagger is a nice name can we use it?
MB
02/22/2011
From: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
To: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
Subject: Stupid TP
I don’t get it, you mean the banker are been paid the same and crying for more bonus? I don’t care about that as long as I get my direct deposit from the insurance company. If the banks protest can I get my money? By the way what’s an epiphany? Looks like you were trying to spell elephant….I hate Microsoft auto correct!!!
I should be getting my own show on FOX wonna co-host with me?
P.s. I think Bill is too old for TV, FOX need Hot mamas like us….don’t you think?
Teabagger we should take a pole on that.
SP
From: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
To: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
Subject: Stupid TP
Hey Sarah,
I had an epiphany, I think we are leading the most stupid people on earth, we send them to Wisconsin to protest and they go. Have you ever wondered why all other jobs are pushing wages down wages while the bankers that gambled with our foot puppets’ money and lost and they had to bail them out are having their wages going up and want more and there is no protest there? You can even make this stuff up.
P.s I think Teabagger is a nice name can we use it?
MB
02/22/2011
From: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
To: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
Subject: Stupid TP
I don’t get it, you mean the banker are been paid the same and crying for more bonus? I don’t care about that as long as I get my direct deposit from the insurance company. If the banks protest can I get my money? By the way what’s an epiphany? Looks like you were trying to spell elephant….I hate Microsoft auto correct!!!
I should be getting my own show on FOX wonna co-host with me?
P.s. I think Bill is too old for TV, FOX need Hot mamas like us….don’t you think?
Teabagger we should take a pole on that.
SP
02/22/11
From: POTUS@WH.gov
To: Rahm.Emanuel@WH.gov
Subject: Congrats
Rahm,
Congrats!!! I knew we would make it.
Later dude
O
02/22/11
From: Rahm.Emanuel@WH.gov
To: POTUS@WH.gov
Subject: Congrats
Thank you Sir, but for a minute I thought I was fucked those stupid MF judges in the lower courts were about to do me in. I will get those MFs, how could they say that am not a Chicago resident? Where do they think I was going to retire? Fucking Russia? If anything I will be the Chicago Gaddafi….forget Daley.
We will talk…later punk.
Ram
From: POTUS@WH.gov
To: Rahm.Emanuel@WH.gov
Subject: Congrats
Rahm,
Congrats!!! I knew we would make it.
Later dude
O
02/22/11
From: Rahm.Emanuel@WH.gov
To: POTUS@WH.gov
Subject: Congrats
Thank you Sir, but for a minute I thought I was fucked those stupid MF judges in the lower courts were about to do me in. I will get those MFs, how could they say that am not a Chicago resident? Where do they think I was going to retire? Fucking Russia? If anything I will be the Chicago Gaddafi….forget Daley.
We will talk…later punk.
Ram
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
02/21/2011
From: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
To: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
Subject: ObamaCare
Hey Sarah,
I think our campaign to get raid of ObamaCare will work, as long as the stupid people don’t as questions like my aid, did you get your monthly check from the insurance lobby group? By the way I was asked a question by one of my aid which I would like your input, “why does the government force people to buy car insurance?”
love
Michelle
02/21/2011
From: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
To: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
Subject: ObamaCare
Michelle,
You still receive pay checks? I got my direct deposit last week. Did you read about Ann Coulter? She is so jealous about me, I must be doing something right girl ☺ . Yeah this ObamaCare will come to an end so. My people where protesting in Wisconsin, we need to get raid of this union people, if we do I will run president. We need to recall the democrats in that state. Can you make some phone calls?
SP
From: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
To: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
Subject: ObamaCare
Hey Sarah,
I think our campaign to get raid of ObamaCare will work, as long as the stupid people don’t as questions like my aid, did you get your monthly check from the insurance lobby group? By the way I was asked a question by one of my aid which I would like your input, “why does the government force people to buy car insurance?”
love
Michelle
02/21/2011
From: Sarah.Palin@sarahpac.com
To: Michelle.Bachmann@MinnesotaD6.com
Subject: ObamaCare
Michelle,
You still receive pay checks? I got my direct deposit last week. Did you read about Ann Coulter? She is so jealous about me, I must be doing something right girl ☺ . Yeah this ObamaCare will come to an end so. My people where protesting in Wisconsin, we need to get raid of this union people, if we do I will run president. We need to recall the democrats in that state. Can you make some phone calls?
SP
21/02/2011
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: Slivio.Berlusconi@villa.madama.it
B,
What pictures are you talking about? About the girls, the last time I was in Italy? If you are talk about those, don’t worry my laptop where they were crashed, but one of my bodyguards always talks about you, we are safe. Look I’m very busy here and I don’t want to talk about Rugby or Football. If I could get my hands on those ambassadors that have defected I would kill them with my own hands, if my ambassador in Italy defects please kill him for me.
Thx
G
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: Slivio.Berlusconi@villa.madama.it
B,
What pictures are you talking about? About the girls, the last time I was in Italy? If you are talk about those, don’t worry my laptop where they were crashed, but one of my bodyguards always talks about you, we are safe. Look I’m very busy here and I don’t want to talk about Rugby or Football. If I could get my hands on those ambassadors that have defected I would kill them with my own hands, if my ambassador in Italy defects please kill him for me.
Thx
G
Monday, February 21, 2011
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: KingHamad@Rifa’a.Palace.Bahrain.bh, KingMohammed@PalaisRoyaleMorocco.ma, Ali.Saleh@Presidential.Palace.Yemen.ye, Ahmandinejad@Red.Palace.Iran.ir,
Subject: Fw: We don’t have pass time.
Asalaam alikum,
Am forwarding you an email form Mubarak, whatever you do don’t use the Israel card, I think we have over used it.
The truth of the matter is that we are all finished; and here is why I say that, what is the pass time in the Arab world? Nothing besides suicide bombing here and there and the Palestinian cause. We should follow the west, look at America the unemployment is high but at least the people have sports center to keep them busy, by the way did you watch superbowl? Now that football is over March madness in here, then comes baseball, and then football and the cycle start allover again. In Europe they have football too, which keeps people busy. In Asia they have Cricket, which takes forever to finish; and once done with the game they have Bollywood you know the movies that are so long that they require an intermission. I think it’s too late to start a distraction.
لكن We will survive
Inshallah
Gaddafi
To: KingHamad@Rifa’a.Palace.Bahrain.bh, KingMohammed@PalaisRoyaleMorocco.ma, Ali.Saleh@Presidential.Palace.Yemen.ye, Ahmandinejad@Red.Palace.Iran.ir,
Subject: Fw: We don’t have pass time.
Asalaam alikum,
Am forwarding you an email form Mubarak, whatever you do don’t use the Israel card, I think we have over used it.
The truth of the matter is that we are all finished; and here is why I say that, what is the pass time in the Arab world? Nothing besides suicide bombing here and there and the Palestinian cause. We should follow the west, look at America the unemployment is high but at least the people have sports center to keep them busy, by the way did you watch superbowl? Now that football is over March madness in here, then comes baseball, and then football and the cycle start allover again. In Europe they have football too, which keeps people busy. In Asia they have Cricket, which takes forever to finish; and once done with the game they have Bollywood you know the movies that are so long that they require an intermission. I think it’s too late to start a distraction.
لكن We will survive
Inshallah
Gaddafi
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Subject: We don’t have pass time.
Wow! I guess you are using your time wisely thinking these things out; you might need to start a consulting service. By the way what is March madness? Are you saying there are protests in the US in March? How do they plan for them? I will email my UN ambassador to get more info.
By the way I will forward your email to our neighbors
If I don’t get back to you quick know am busy.
Gaddafi
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Subject: We don’t have pass time.
Wow! I guess you are using your time wisely thinking these things out; you might need to start a consulting service. By the way what is March madness? Are you saying there are protests in the US in March? How do they plan for them? I will email my UN ambassador to get more info.
By the way I will forward your email to our neighbors
If I don’t get back to you quick know am busy.
Gaddafi
From: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
To: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
Subject: We don’t have pass time.
The truth of the matter is that we are all finished; and here is why I say that, what is the pass time in the Arab world? Nothing besides suicide bombing here and there and the Palestinian cause. We should follow the west, look at America the unemployment is high but at least the people have sports center to keep them busy, by the way did you watch superbowl? Now that football is over March madness in here, then comes baseball, and then football and the cycle start allover again. In Europe they have football too which keeps people busy. In Asia they have Cricket, which takes forever to finish; and once done with the game they have Bollywood you know the movies that are so long that they require an intermission. I think it’s too late to start a distraction.
All the best
Mubarak
To: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
Subject: We don’t have pass time.
The truth of the matter is that we are all finished; and here is why I say that, what is the pass time in the Arab world? Nothing besides suicide bombing here and there and the Palestinian cause. We should follow the west, look at America the unemployment is high but at least the people have sports center to keep them busy, by the way did you watch superbowl? Now that football is over March madness in here, then comes baseball, and then football and the cycle start allover again. In Europe they have football too which keeps people busy. In Asia they have Cricket, which takes forever to finish; and once done with the game they have Bollywood you know the movies that are so long that they require an intermission. I think it’s too late to start a distraction.
All the best
Mubarak
From: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
To: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
Asalaam alikum,
I hope you are still in power; this is what I would advice you while you are still in power. Don’t turn off the Internet like I did, that was a very bad and costly mistake since they silly youth didn’t have anything to do therefore they went out to protest. Let then have their stupide Facebook and twitter. Get your money out of the Swiss bank since once you step down they will freeze your asset. I didn’t think they would do that to me, try not to kill a lot of people since they may come after you when your bullets are over.
Inshallah
Mubarak
To: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
Asalaam alikum,
I hope you are still in power; this is what I would advice you while you are still in power. Don’t turn off the Internet like I did, that was a very bad and costly mistake since they silly youth didn’t have anything to do therefore they went out to protest. Let then have their stupide Facebook and twitter. Get your money out of the Swiss bank since once you step down they will freeze your asset. I didn’t think they would do that to me, try not to kill a lot of people since they may come after you when your bullets are over.
Inshallah
Mubarak
From: Slivio.Berlusconi@villa.madama.it
To: Cardinal.A.Bagnasco@ApostolicPalace.va
Your highness kindly ask his Holiness that he has to support me at this moment of hardship, all I can say is am a sinner but I have not sinned this Rubygate is a total fabrication just like the church has been accused of pedophilia.
Sincerely
Silvio
To: Cardinal.A.Bagnasco@ApostolicPalace.va
Your highness kindly ask his Holiness that he has to support me at this moment of hardship, all I can say is am a sinner but I have not sinned this Rubygate is a total fabrication just like the church has been accused of pedophilia.
Sincerely
Silvio
Sunday, February 20, 2011
From: Obama@whitehouse.gov
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Look, I know you think I sold you out, but I have preached democracy for so long and you didn’t take our advice to control Tahrir Square, if you had controlled the Square I think you could have survived. Remember I was a community organizer and I know how these things work. By the way do you have Gaddafi’s phone number? My email to him bounced back he seems to have blocked even himself.
Oh yeah is it true you are sick? You are welcome to come over for a check up here.
Yours truly
Obama
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Look, I know you think I sold you out, but I have preached democracy for so long and you didn’t take our advice to control Tahrir Square, if you had controlled the Square I think you could have survived. Remember I was a community organizer and I know how these things work. By the way do you have Gaddafi’s phone number? My email to him bounced back he seems to have blocked even himself.
Oh yeah is it true you are sick? You are welcome to come over for a check up here.
Yours truly
Obama
From: Gaddafi@Libya.ly
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Cc: Ben.Ali@Tunisia.tn
I know things are not going well in this region, but since you guys seem to have more experience than me what would you recommend me to do? I noticed that you both were kicked out on a Friday hence to prevent that from happening to me I have abolished Fridays. I think that should help.
Urgently waiting for advice.
Gaddafi
To: Mubarak@Egypt.eg
Cc: Ben.Ali@Tunisia.tn
I know things are not going well in this region, but since you guys seem to have more experience than me what would you recommend me to do? I noticed that you both were kicked out on a Friday hence to prevent that from happening to me I have abolished Fridays. I think that should help.
Urgently waiting for advice.
Gaddafi
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